Баян, но все же :)
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure where to send you. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows'95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case; I'm going to let you decide whether you want to go to Heaven or Hell."
Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter: "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
Bill: "Fine, but where should I go first?"
St. Peter: "I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing, and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"
"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?"
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter. 🤪
Еще 8 лет назад Яндекс сказал что для крупных игроков рынка они делают самые разные исключения.
Прости меня Яндекс за тонны говносайтовв твоей выдаче. А я прощаю тебя за твои говноалгоритмы :)
Учиться надо на свежую голову в те часы которые нам отвела природа в виде солнца.
Я иногда по сухому печатному тексту не совсем понимаю: автор это серьезно говорит или с юмором.
Донецкого? А как же, конечно знаем :) Вот его презентация:
Спасибо дядя что дал работу в коворкинг-центре!
Яндекс-метрика не только отрицательна, но и положительна. Зависит от персонажа :)
"Клиповое" как принято называть мышление - явный шаг к наскальной живописи :)
Минимум объема, максимум информации.
Спасибо большое! Интересует как раз последовательность использования материала.
NP04, а можно Вам еще вопрос, по поводу Enterprise, полный курс.
Итак, я стал счастливым обладателем всех пяти уровней :)
И честно говоря на первом пришел в легкое замешательство, ибо он содержит следующий ассортимент (книжки + тетрадки):
Enterprise 1 coursebook (beginner)
Enterprise Grammar 1 Teachers book
Enterprise Grammar 1 Student's book
Enterprise Listening Tests
Teacher's book: coursebook Enterprise 1 (beginner)
Enterprise beginner 1 Test booklet
Также полные комплекты аудио к тестам, три диска.
Вопрос простой, как к этому богатству взять правильный подход?
