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Все что нужно знать о DDоS-атаках грамотному менеджеру
И как реагировать на "пожар", когда неизвестно, где хранятся "огнетушители
Антон Никонов
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предлагаю вашему вниманию запись "развода" одного надоедливого линкача индуса который работая за полбакса за линку вытр*хивал нам весь мозг постоянно подсовывая абсолютно пустые сайты на обмен, бья себя в грудь о том какие они распрекрасные. "Развод" не сеошный но цель достигнута - больше он нам не надоедает :)
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Link servicer Rishabh, 01.12.2006 18:12:08:
VAL
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:12:11:
Anton ?
belarusian, 18:12:40:
Val
Anton will not be at his desk today any mroe
belarusian, 18:12:48:
he left for Moscow
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:12:53:
ok
belarusian, 18:13:08:
must be crossing the border now
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:13:28:
why
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:13:29:
?
belarusian, 18:13:42:
the border with Russia
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:14:27:
when he will return
belarusian, 18:15:08:
he is gone
belarusian, 18:15:10:
betrayer
belarusian, 18:15:25:
he left for russia forever and betrayed Belarus
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:15:38:
so sad
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:15:49:
any reason
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:15:51:
?
belarusian, 18:16:13:
he was a russian spy
our KGB spotted him and sorted him out
belarusian, 18:16:22:
he was on the run for his life
belarusian, 18:16:33:
Belarusian KGB wanted him dead
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:17:16:
what ?
belarusian, 18:17:32:
working as a seo with my comoany was just a cover
belarusian, 18:17:42:
in fact he was a russian spy
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:17:58:
any contact ?
belarusian, 18:18:36:
with him????
noooo
i had an investigation from KGB already
belarusian, 18:18:49:
dont want any mroe problems caused by my affiliation with him
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:19:36:
actually i m not understand, what is the matter about Anton
belarusian, 18:20:40:
dont you understand???
belarusian, 18:20:46:
he turned out to be a russian spy
belarusian, 18:20:58:
so Belarusian KGB wanted him dead
belarusian, 18:21:04:
he left the country today
belarusian, 18:21:18:
and had serious people from KGB interrogating me
belarusian, 18:21:56:
KGB is like CIA in the US
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:22:56:
can u tell me who will add my links
belarusian, 18:23:06:
i dont know now
belarusian, 18:23:12:
thats the last i can think of
belarusian, 18:23:17:
i have KGB on my ass
belarusian, 18:23:21:
i might go to jail
belarusian, 18:23:51:
oh here they are
coming up
belarusian, 18:23:55:
one is holding a gun
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:23:56:
NO!
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:24:36:
Status change: signed off (was Online)
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:26:58:
Fuck ?
Link servicer Rishabh, 18:27:02:
wht ?
belarusian, 22:37:31:
this is comerade Stalin speaking
who are you?
do you know Val *******?
Link servicer Rishabh, 02.12.2006 12:21:00:
Hi
Link servicer Rishabh, 12:21:04:
Hw r u ?
Link servicer Rishabh, 12:21:09:
Val
belarusian, 12:22:23:
Val is in jail now
this is Belarusian KGB
we are tracking all his contacts
whio are you?
Link servicer Rishabh, 12:30:06:
Status change: signed off (was Online)
Link servicer Rishabh, 03.12.2006 12:57:11:
Who r u ?
belarusian, 12:59:15:
we know your name is Rishabh and we already consulted our Indian partners from the ministy of domestic affairs regarding you
belarusian, 12:59:37:
what do you know about Valery ***?
Link servicer Rishabh, 12:59:46:
?
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:00:01:
ok
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:00:18:
val is Anton'f friend
belarusian, 13:00:27:
he is in jail for high treason now
belarusian, 13:00:33:
do you kow that
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:00:40:
Val Is Anton's friend
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:00:46:
No i dont know
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:00:50:
why
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:00:52:
?
belarusian, 13:01:01:
he is a betrayer
belarusian, 13:01:22:
but thats none of your business
belarusian, 13:01:33:
what dealings did you have with him
belarusian, 13:01:41:
did you send him any drugs?
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:01:49:
no i have deal with him
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:01:54:
wht
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:02:02:
no sir i m doing freelancing
belarusian, 13:02:05:
you should be honest because otherwise we'll have to involve our indian friends
belarusian, 13:02:30:
indian police knows about you and about your dealings with Val
belarusian, 13:02:39:
so you should be hoinest
belarusian, 13:02:45:
your IP address is tracked
belarusian, 13:02:51:
our conversations are logged
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:02:58:
yes sir i m always honest
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:03:08:
yes
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:03:33:
sir i m always with u
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:03:33:
but i m not involve in any dealing
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:03:35:
i m doing only
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:03:38:
freelnacing
belarusian, 13:03:38:
my name is Vladimir Stalin by the way
belarusian, 13:03:53:
officer with Belarusian KGB
belarusian, 13:04:08:
and you?
what do you mean by freelancing
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:04:09:
ok
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:04:11:
Sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:04:19:
sir
belarusian, 13:04:23:
freelancing in what
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:04:35:
Frelancing mean = Web promotion
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:04:57:
Search engine optimization
belarusian, 13:05:28:
ok
did you have any other dealings with Valery?
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:05:36:
no sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:05:47:
plz. chk my chat record with
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:05:49:
Val
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:05:57:
I m not interrsted with val
belarusian, 13:05:59:
i have done already
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:06:14:
Actualy Anton Reffer me his name
belarusian, 13:06:38:
we have checked all chat records and even refered to googletalk administrators for more details
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:06:43:
Anton Ask me, Val is also a freelancer
belarusian, 13:06:53:
Anton escaped to a different country
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:06:58:
yes plz. chk
belarusian, 13:06:59:
he ran away like a pig
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:07:08:
i dont know sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:07:30:
He asked me< val and Aton working in same comapny
belarusian, 13:07:31:
if we find him we will cut his body into pieces
belarusian, 13:07:42:
if we find Anton
belarusian, 13:07:57:
they sold our state secrets
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:08:24:
wht ?
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:08:41:
ok sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:08:54:
i have tell u all things
belarusian, 13:09:00:
please do
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:09:07:
i m doing only freelancing
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:09:56:
ok sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:10:36:
yuo can chk my all chat histry
belarusian, 13:10:44:
ok thank you for your help
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:10:45:
we have only friend regarding Freelancing
belarusian, 13:10:47:
we trust you
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:10:51:
Thnxn
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:10:53:
sir
belarusian, 13:11:06:
also we contacted our Indian partners and they confirmed you were a decent citizen
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:11:09:
I m always with u
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:11:11:
sir
belarusian, 13:11:26:
they have been tracking your chat and phone calls for a while
belarusian, 13:11:30:
so you are clean
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:11:35:
Ye s sir i m Indian
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:11:53:
thnx sir
belarusian, 13:12:14:
also you have to understand
we are checking all their contacts now
belarusian, 13:12:22:
there are many other indians involved
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:12:23:
yes
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:12:39:
yes i
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:12:42:
Sir
belarusian, 13:12:53:
so our Indian friends might ask you for a cross interview with other guys
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:12:54:
Ok Sir i m now leave my Desk
belarusian, 13:12:57:
one in Mumbai
belarusian, 13:13:09:
on in New Dehli
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:13:10:
No sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:13:15:
i m doing study also
belarusian, 13:13:26:
you cant say no to Indian police
belarusian, 13:13:36:
you will HAVE to do that
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:13:38:
Sir
belarusian, 13:13:58:
they will take care of all
belarusian, 13:14:03:
of your studies as well
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:14:11:
BUt tell me my fault
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:14:12:
i m doing only freelancing
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:14:25:
Ok No problem
belarusian, 13:14:27:
so far no fault
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:14:32:
I m always with u
belarusian, 13:14:34:
but we keep checking
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:15:23:
OK
belarusian, 13:15:34:
thank you for your honesty
belarusian, 13:15:43:
and cooperation
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:15:54:
Welcome sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:16:11:
OK Bye
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:16:13:
Sir
Link servicer Rishabh, 13:16:17:
Status change: signed off (was Online)
belarusian, 04.12.2006 15:29:18:
Hi this is conlonel Stalin
belarusian, 15:29:21:
how are you?
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:29:46:
Who r u ?
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:29:54:
I m Fine Sir
belarusian, 15:30:05:
i am Vladimir Stalin from Belarusian KGB
belarusian, 15:30:11:
do you remember me?
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:30:35:
KGB ?
belarusian, 15:30:48:
state security
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:31:17:
Ok[ продолжение в след. посте
Продожение:
belarusian, 15:32:05:
this is my picture
http://www.kgb.by/i/photo/photo_history/Suhorenko.jpg
belarusian, 15:32:34:
have indian state security officials contacted you?
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:33:09:
Sorry i m not understand ?
belarusian, 15:35:10:
our friend Mr. Karunanidhi had to contact you regarding this matter
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:35:41:
ok
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:35:43:
nop
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:35:49:
no problem sir
belarusian, 15:36:12:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:36:31:
wht sir ?
belarusian, 15:36:33:
i have been pulling your leg man!!!!
belarusian, 15:36:38:
it has been a joke!!!!!
belarusian, 15:36:48:
you have been conned!!!!
belarusian, 15:36:53:
it is Val!
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:37:02:
but i m not a joke
belarusian, 15:37:31:
it is Val speaking
belarusian, 15:37:37:
this story was a joke all the way
belarusian, 15:37:47:
man i am laughing my ass off :)
belarusian, 15:38:05:
anton is here as well
he is looing for more links
belarusian, 15:38:08:
looking
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:39:07:
sorry brother
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:39:14:
but i m not a joke
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:39:37:
i have a little sence in my upper head
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:49:03:
BAD MAN
belarusian, 15:50:11:
oh sorry :)
belarusian, 15:50:18:
did i hurt your feelings?
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:50:19:
no sorry
belarusian, 15:50:22:
i didnt mean to
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:50:27:
i m not a joke
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:50:34:
no i have no feelings
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:50:36:
i m not a leaving thing
belarusian, 15:50:39:
man that was a friendly joke
Link servicer Rishabh, 15:50:55:
Status change: signed off (was Online)
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Весьма неплохо:)) Надо будет ради прикола тоже так сделать, но вы товарищ Сталин, сами понимаете что даже индусы за полбакса нормальные ссылки то не поставят:)
Много букф, неосилил :(
Здорово, фото особенно потрясло :)
Ждём продолжения с другими индусами!
Да, супер. А с фото вообще угар просто! Отжигаете, товарищ, так держать! :D :D
читал в захлеб, но продолжение не осилил😆
Все-таки осилил и прочел - просто реально круто!!! Так ему и надо :) :) :)
концовка не порадовала, надо было покруче его развести, завербовать, надавить и т. п.