Юмор. Часть 6.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtaPaQwSQPA

Что-то у меня крыша поехала, не могу видео вставить... Диалог (прочитал - умер навеки)

- Do you know what I'd like to know?

- Have you told me before?

- No.

- Then how can I possibly?

- I'd like to know why, oh, why, oh, why the word gay has been so ruthlessly hijacked from our beloved English language.

- I agree with your question 100%.

-Gay used to be such a lovely word.

-A lovely word.

- Yes. You can't use it anymore. It's been taken away from us.

- That's right. No longer can ordinary people, such as we, use an ordinary word, like gay, in an ordinary example of the great British sentence.

- Without people thinking that you mean poofy. It's a disgrace.

- Damn shame.

- And there's another one, you see? Poofy. You can't say that anymore.

- Of course you can't.

- Used to.

- All the time.

- Yes, but now...

- Now.

-...people think you mean arse bandit.

- Arse bandit. There you go again, you see?

- Well, of course you do.

- You know, arse bandit.

- Perfectly decent couple of words.

- That's right.

- Used to use them every day.

- So did I. ''Would you care to have a go on the arse bandit?'' One used to ask, quite innocently.

- Yes. Yes, or, ''Back in a moment, darling. I'm just taking the arse bandit to the menders.''

- Yeah.

-But now, of course...

-Nowadays.

-...people think you mean homosexual.

- Right.

- And there's another one.

- Yeah.

- When was the last time you could use the word homosexual in its proper context?

- Right, and it's such a lovely word.

- Oh, it's one of the great words.

- ''My word, Jane,'' I used to say to my wife, ''the garden's looking very homosexual this morning.''

- Quite right. Quite right. Lovely word.

- One of the great words. Always were.

- ''Landlord, I'll have two foaming pints of your most homosexual beer, thank you.''

- ''Oh, and a packet of arse bandits as well.''

- Right. Yes. Yes. Yes. ''And keep the change.''

- Right.

- Yes.

- But now...

- Nowadays.

- People just laugh at you.

- That's right.

- Oh, well, I'm off to the dry-cleaner's to pick up a couple of screaming benders.

- Are you coming?

- I don't see why not.

- Then we can get them home and go to bed with them.

- That's right.

- That's right.

Только что на Ньюсленде заценил - хотел выложить, да опередили... :( ;)

Psycho добавил 26.07.2009 в 16:52

semenov, кабы ещё правильно написано было, совсем было бы замечательно... Правда в любом случае не смешно. :(

Psycho добавил 26.07.2009 в 16:56

Не, ну по такой логике и презервативы из оборота надо изымать, как средство геноцида... 🤣

Вчерашние апы ))))))

давно пора запретить заводить темы в ветке апдейтов с низкой репой и маленьким кол-вом сообщений

Цельносбоянено...

Пилять...Просидев 10 часов в отделении, думаю теперь, что сказать ментам при проверке документов -"Воину Аллаха паспорт не нужен!" -было не лучшей идеей

Захир Шах добавил 28.07.2009 в 16:34

Британские ученые проводили эксперимент..

В первой группе мышей кормили семечками подсолнечника и давали им героин.

Во второй группе мышам так же давали героин, но не кормили семечками.

По итогам эксперимента на героине сидели все мыши в обоих группах и один британский ученый.

Если нескем поговорить? :)

Бывает же http://killmepls.ru/story/709